Big Brother 12 Survival Guide – Annie

In the Big Brother 12 House, nominations are set and it’s now a waiting game until Thursday to see who makes the first walk of shame out of those art deco doors. As I tune into the Live Feeds, all fingers point to poor Annie as our first victim. As we know, anything can change on a dime in the Big Brother House, so Big Brother Spoilers has put together a Strategy Guide for Annie to save herself from eviction and from making up lame excuses to Julie Chen on Thursday’s live show.

Annie, we understand that you’ve spent the last few months jumping through hoops to get on the Big Brother 12 cast and that your world has fallen apart being the obvious choice for eviction this week. Pick the pieces off the floor and follow my four-easy-steps guide to save yourself from eminent doom. If you don’t have the strength to do it for yourself, do it for us! We are on the verge of having another showmance shoved down our throats and if you follow my advice, you can save yourself and us viewers from a horrific fate.

Chill the *BLEEP* Out!

Annie, Annie, Annie, freaking out and being a misery to be around is a sure way to get the boot on Thursday. Get rid of the rain cloud above your head and start to kill the House Guests with kindness. You’ve got some great points on splitting up Rachel and Brendon and maybe you can get these points across if no one runs out the door as soon as you walk in the room.

Focus on the Alpha Bitch

Annie, you are hated by Britney, and Monet will do as Britney says. No matter what you do, Brit will despise you so don’t even try to be friends with her. Appeal to her paranoid side and make a deal. While Alpha’s have a strong exterior, they are always on the lookout for another bitch looking to take their place. Guarantee her that you will not put her up if you stay and make sure she knows Brachel (Brendon/Rachel) wanted to put her up on the block initially. Put the Alpha in attach mode.

Bring in the Troops!

Although you may not know the biggest alliance in the House by name, anybody with eyes can see that Enzo, Matt, Lane and Hayden are working together. Getting the Brigade to focus on Rachel is truly your only hope. Wasn’t Brachel their original target? Make sure these boys finish what they started and put Rachel back in their scopes. Focus on Lane, he’s the real leader of that pack.

Use the Saboteur Twist

Don’t be afraid of this season’s twist. Use it to your advantage! Take the matter into your own hands and become a Saboteur yourself. You really don’t have anything to loose. Put Britney’s makeup in Rachel’s bag. Stick a couple of Andrew’s yarmulkes under Brendon’s mattress. Hide Enzo’s underwear just for laughs! Have fun with it, Annie! Even if you go home, these will be your best moments in the Big Brother 12 House!

That’s it, Annie! In just four-easy-steps you can save yourself and countless fans from watching Brenchel take over the Big Brother 12 show. Will you have the courage? We look forward to a you breaking the “Step Two” promise to Britney on the Live Feeds soon!

What other moves can Annie make to save herself? Let me know and I’ll add it to the list!

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