Remember the stupidest game moves in Big Brother history? Dustin offering to go on the block, Howie’s deal with Maggie to nominate his ally James or Marcellas not using the veto on himself are a few that come to mind. Today marks two new entries on the Big Brother Stupidest Moves Handbook. Are you ready for this?

We start with Kalia and Shelly talking in the hammock. Shelly put a bug in Kalia’s ear that she is the number one target of Jeff, Jordan and Rachel and that she will go next week, especially since they are sure that Rachel will come back in the house on Thursday as Julie warned that a player has the chance to return to the game. Kalia freaked out and let Shelly talk her into considering putting up Porsche as a conciliatory peace offering to Jeff. Then Shelly told Kalia that no on in the house is taking her seriously because they think she is a pawn of Daniele. Kalia, emboldened by Shelly’s pep talk, decided to take the bull by the horns and play the game for herself and told Dani she was putting up Porsche. Mind you, Porsche, after falling out with Rachel, is on Kalia and Dani’s side now. Dani blew a gasket, the picture below speaks a thousand words and went around in circles with Kalia about how this was a bad idea, to no avail. Dani left Kalia to think about it, but instead Kalia decides it’s a good time to talk with Jeff and Shelly again, cementing this plan to nominate one of her own numbers. I can’t even describe this idiocy correctly, you can see it for yourself on the Live Feeds on8/8, 7:00pm BBT.

We finish with Lawon coming up to the HOH room with Kalia and Dani and after hearing what is afoot, offers himself on a silver platter to be the pawn. The pawn! Kalia and Dani look at each other like money just fell from the sky and that took care of that. Lawson will go up as the ‘”pawn”.

Here is the idiocy of this all. Shelly for some strange reason wants to take Jeff and Jordan to the end, and I’m under the impression that she will gladly let them win. She came up with the Porsche plan to save Jordan and herself from going on the block and Kalia fell for it hook, line and sinker. Kalia is under the impression that Rachel will be the one going out the door this week but she is sadly mistaken as Shelly and Adam are going to vote for her to stay. Kalia in effect is losing one of her allies and Lawson in effect just agreed to be evicted. They deserve their fate, for all I’m concerned, but this does mean that we have to put up with Rachel for at least another week, my guess is that it’ll be a few weeks before she goes out the door. Kalia ended up replacing Jeff with Lawson when Jeff used the Veto on himself. What do you think of Kalia’s FUBAR decision?

In other news, Adam shaved off his beard and hair, strangly resembling Uncle Fester, and Rachel is still the tackiest woman on the planet.

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